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  • gc28262
    06-14 05:00 PM
    I wonder whether the author even worries about America's competitiveness. For him it is all about him, his citizenship etc. Lesser competition means better wages for writing 4 lines of HTML code. Why should he care about America and its competitiveness !





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  • Green.Tech
    03-12 05:56 PM
    If you are looking for career change PT MBA is not a good option,you can do PT MBA if you are typically further along in career, often on track for advancement to senior management and you need to balance heavy course load in addition to work and family. I'll be graduating this May from Wharton (Executive MBA) I'm already started getting lucrative offers from consulting firms but unfortuately my I-140 is still pending

    So, will the new jobs "change" your job description to render AC-21 ineffective (similar or same category job etc.)?





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  • eb3_nepa
    02-03 01:07 PM
    The lobbying firm might help us with a few pointers, but getting an appointment should not be affected by that.

    It would be Much easier to know our material and then get an appointment. Say we get an appointment for an earlier date, and we're not ready, it's not going to look very professional. We'll probably have one shot at this, let's do it right.





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  • pmb76
    07-17 07:43 PM
    After receiving the flowers on July 10, Emilio Gonzales went to the library to study about Gandhi. He spent 2 whole nights reading the life history of the Mahatma. Finally the Mahatma appeared right before his eyes and made him realize the injustice inflicted by the July VB revision. The rest is history :D

    Thanks to IV core and members for rekindling the spirit of the Mahatma in the land of opportunity.



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  • alparsons
    November 17th, 2004, 06:28 PM
    It's a bit of a guess without seeing the images, however when the light source i.e. a lamp, or a window is in the picture area it forces the camera to average its brightness into the exposure calculation. The result = dark pictures. I remember way back when when I was just getting started I had no Idea how dark it realy was when I started shooting indoors. Uping the sensitivity As previosly described is most likely necessary. (either that or a tripod, and neck clamps for your subjects as was done in the days of tintypes.) You might also consider bouncing a flash off of a white ceiling or wall to soften the light and avoid the harsh lighting you have learned to dislike.





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  • Bimmer740i
    07-21 09:54 PM
    Yes you can.

    My previous H-1B expired on 06/17 and I applied my AOS on July 2nd. After I sent the AOS, I got my H-1B approved for 3 years. My lawyer told me that they will have to send it in the future if there is an RFE.



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  • honge_kamyaab
    02-01 12:33 PM
    Is anyone here familiar with Canadian PR landing process. What does it mean
    to "land"?

    I got approved PR papers from Canada. They gave a deadline to land in Canada
    before which I am planning to go to Canada. I work in US now and plan to return after landing. How many days does it take to complete this process.

    Suggestions?

    Thanks in advance.





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  • nixstor
    09-27 01:40 PM
    http://marketplace.publicradio.org/am.html

    Dont see anything you mentioned about shortage of workers on Marketplace.

    It would be great if we can get some support from David Heenan like Richard Florida.



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  • EB3_SEP04
    01-28 05:43 PM
    Folks, please help:

    I had submitted both parents' affidavit along with my 485. Now i got RFE with only 3 weeks to reply. My name and DOB is diff in my BC so it's of no use and they won't issue NABC. I recvd BC from consulate and i am going to submit it along with a copy of my 10th grade leaving cert.

    My questions are:
    1. Can USCIS deny 485 solely due to lack of BC/NABC ? if yes then What are the chances of denial ?
    2. If the officer does not think that consulate BC is enough, will they deny 485 or issue another RFE?
    3. Do you know anyone whose 485 was denied simply for no BC/NABC reason?
    4. My 485 was (wrongfully) denied few months ago when my ex revoked the approved I-140, could this affect the future processing of the case -vely (i hope not) ?

    Thanks in advance.





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    12-28 07:55 AM
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  • pappu
    02-15 12:51 PM
    A few website people are posting links on such threads soliciting business and traffic. We are deleting such posts. Despite requests a few such sites have refused to put IV banners on their sites, deleted our posts or asked for money for any kind of publicity on their sites. We will be deleting any links of external sites that are put for business purposes here.





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  • bekugc
    03-04 04:46 PM
    hello;

    Here are my details.

    1. currently in 8th yr extn on orig H1( h1 extn is there until mar 2010); 140 approved in march 2007
    2. filed 485 in june 07, got AP/ead in oct 07 ( eb3, apr 2003)
    3. became eligible for ac21 in jan 2008
    4. so far not yet used AP or ead

    the qn is -->

    1. if i use ac21 , can i have the new company transfer my H1? (even tho im past the 6 yr original limit)
    2. first join the new company using EAD, then ask them to apply for H1 transfer. will this work?
    3. if the new company doesnt sponsor my H1, then does that mean i will never be able to marry a girl from india and get her here on dependent visa (h4) before my GC approval.
    4. pple who use EAD and chg jobs, is there any way in which they can get to add a spouse as a derivative 485 appln before the GC gets approved.

    can you give ur opinion regd the above qns? thanks



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  • pani_6
    07-03 11:12 AM
    EB-3-I is stuck in 01...not likely to move till Oct and then in OCT08..it will move by couple three months for the next 12 months till OCT 09..What are the option for EB-3 stuck here..from 01, 02, 03 ....

    1) Convert to EB-2 ?.

    2) wait for legislation from Logfren to pass

    3) wait another 3 years...already in the Queue from 01..


    If I choose to convert to EB-2..I have to put in a PERM and then I-140..what is the time line for getting my LC thro PERM and then my I-140 in EB2 cleared?? based on the current processing times..

    Do I wait to see if Logfren's legislation goes thro ..if doesnt go with the conversion to EB-2...???

    Please help me decide...
    thanks





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  • gouridighade
    04-28 04:18 PM
    Thanks pd052009, what a sigh of releif...:)



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  • PD_Dec2002
    06-29 11:34 AM
    what is mandatory?.....what happens if a person has to move 6 months after they file I-485.....aint they going to change their address??.....can we use AR-11 to do that?....there is no way I can wait for 4 years at my current place to get my green card in hand.....would appreciate any suggestions

    What is mandatory is that you have to provide YOUR address to get the GC. Your friend's address is not YOUR address. If you move after 6 months invoking AC21 or just buy a house down the street, you would need to notify USCIS about YOUR new address so they will send the GC to the new address.

    Thanks,
    Jayant





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  • taureanstud
    01-02 04:11 PM
    Folks,

    Can any of you share the experience of travel to india with AP with a valid H1b (Not stamped in passport), Especially if you are doing transit through european countries? i have heard of issues of UK not treating AP as a form of valid visa? is there any restrictions on transit through any other country?

    thanks



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  • ab_tak_chappan
    09-10 11:11 AM
    Glad to see our EB3-ROW friends making some headway!
    Lets congratulate and feel happy for them instead of crying
    Category India Most Other Countries

    E1 Current Current
    E2 1 April 2003 Current
    E3 1 July 2001 1 January 2005





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  • aristotle
    02-26 02:03 AM
    If you have GC then you can take out ur 401k in 2 installments (because u have RNOR status for 2 years) and file tax as a resident in USA (because of GC).

    If you don't have GC then please take all ur 401k in one shot in the year you leave. Otherwise you'll pay 10% penalty and then 30% tax to USA because you will be a Non resident as for as US is concerned in the next year.

    As a non resident, if you take out 10K every year, you should be under the Standard deduction and thus owe no tax??





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  • FinalGC
    07-03 03:14 PM
    after 140 is approved!! Only then can u port your PD. Otherwise you will start at the end of line again....





    meridiani.planum
    06-29 03:27 PM
    inline...

    I have been trying hard to get an answer for this question without any luck. My corporate attorney doesn't seem to have the slightest inclination on this subject. I would really appreciate responses.

    My case details:

    Visa on the passport up until Feb 2009
    6 year term ending on Feb 2010
    Date on I94 in passport is Feb 2010

    I140/I485 concurrently applied on July 07

    Currently have EB3 I-140 filed based on Substitute Labor at NSC.

    Questions -
    1. If my I-140 case gets picked up AFTER Feb 2009 (less than 365 days of H1 6 year term ending) and is denied (God forbid!), will I be eligible to file for a post 6 year H1 extension? Since this is Labor Sub, the labor doesn't have my name on it.

    No. once the I-140 goes, its the end of that GC process, you will need to restart from LC stage. The LC would also be effectively gone at that point.

    2. If yes for (1), will I be eligible for 1 year or 3 years H1 extension?

    If its denied, you can file an MTR/appeal and file for an H1 extension. File the extension in premium processing, and the extension will come through before your MTR is processed and will be for one year. you need to be at the stage where you can file the extension (within 6 months of expiry of current H1)

    3. Can I file for a new PERM at that time and get an extension based on that?

    Your PERM PD will need to be 365 days old. Meaning you will need to start the PERM process atleast 16-14 months before the end of your H1. The other hope is that before Feb 2010 your PERM comes through and also your I-140 gets approved (so you can get 3 year extensions if your are from a retrogressed country and 1 if you are not)

    4. Do I need to refile I-485?

    If that I-140 is denied, the I-485 automatically goes. So you'll need to restart from PERM, I-140, then file a I-485; its a complete restart of the GC. Your PD will be the new date, you cant recapture the old one if your I-140 is not approved.





    softcrowd
    03-11 10:31 AM
    PD Transfer can even be done @ i-485 stage too, but that's not as straight a process as porting it at the I-140 stage. But technically, it can be done at I-485 too.



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