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  • dukebound85
    Apr 21, 01:13 PM
    nice, seems like an offshoot of a rep system but applicable to the topic at hand. will be interesting to see how this turns out





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  • G58
    Apr 5, 05:51 PM
    hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........

    Whoever spends their time looking at adverts is a lost cause and has no life. Seriously I think this is the most ridiculous thing apple has come up with.

    Dear macrumors newbie and all the others who simply don't get this,

    I can only assume none of you have either a creative or entrepreneurial gene in your bodies. Even if all you hope to be is moderately successful at communicating, an appreciation of the work of ad agencies would be useful.

    I designed my first ad when I was 19. It was a poster for a charity disco. We made money. Unconsciously I had distilled all the information I needed from all the ads I'd seen up to that point, and made something that worked. It was never as easy ever again.

    If you ever want to be really successful and maybe even wealthy, then this app is vital. All the current iAds in one place - no searching needed. For goodness sake use your imaginations, please.





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  • Sport73
    Sep 12, 08:43 AM
    My predictions:

    1. iTunes Movie Store with Disney and Lion's Gate. Pixar film "Cars" available for download immediately ahead of DVD release! Movies are DVD quality, and cost $14.99 including a version playable on your iPod.

    2. New iPods. Wide-screen iPod with 720x480 resolution, perfect for wide-screen DVD quality movies. Touch interface. New Nano's, all-metal casing, 4 colors, up to 8GB. All available starting today.

    3. One more thing...Watching TV & Movies on the road is great, but where most people enjoy these things is on TV. New device. Streams movies to your TV from your Mac. Front Row interface, HDMI output, Apple remote. Also, Front Row 2.0. Not a WiFi device. Uses dedicated spectrum for quality. (8MB embedded Flash RAM cache allows films to stream uninterupted). New features, including movie and music purchases within the interface. Available for download today so you can upgrade your Home Theater Mac Mini.





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  • katanna
    Jan 7, 09:18 PM
    lol, I get back from out of town for the weekend and my little post has exploded and my dream has been filed.

    Thanks guys!!!

    Matthew



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  • kalsta
    Apr 30, 12:40 AM
    Thanks for the feedback on the preferences for the scrollbars, folks...I removed it from the article.

    You should have made mention of the edit in the actual article. I thought many of the early commenters were making things up until I realised they were just commenting on something from your original post.





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  • MrMoore
    Mar 25, 10:25 AM
    Wow! 10 years. I remember installing it on a Power Mac G3. Saying "Cool" and booting back to OS 9 ;)

    I though it was sleek looking, but when I need to do real "work", I went back to "classic" OS. It wasn't until 10.2 (Jaguar) that I became full time OS X user and also put Windows in the bin. Haven't look back since. :D



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  • whoooaaahhhh
    Oct 2, 03:01 PM
    So when will Real be dead? I have a feeling that after our inevitable nuclear war, it'll just be cockroaches, twinkies and them. At least they'll be in good company.





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  • NAG
    Jan 11, 10:42 PM
    Before they posted the video they basically had a big post explaining why CES sucks and should go away. So I can believe it completely.



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  • dalvin200
    Sep 12, 03:05 AM
    i must be truly sad..

    i had dreams of ipods and apple store online with new products.. and then i couldn't remember my credit card details.. ahhhh.. it was strange..

    i swear, if this whole event flops... i'm gonna throw all of my apple gear out!! lol..

    there's so much hype.. the press is all over it today.. got it on bbc news, sky news reports.. IN YOUR FACE everywhere you go..





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  • brianus
    Oct 17, 01:45 PM
    I was always under the impression that if you wanted to save something for that long your best bet would be to use some kind of tape archival system.

    Tape!?! :confused: who on earth uses tape anymore? This is.. 2006. And I was always under the impression that a medium with moving parts would be more prone to failure than one without. Certainly my VHS and cassette library have had their share of tapes being chewed up by the machine or worn out from use.

    I've always thought external hard drives would work fine, especially now that you can make SATA connections externally. You work from the external drive, when you're done you take it with you, no need to wait to burn. As far as backing up goes, that's just going to take a long time no matter which way you do it (unless it's like that Time Machine stuff, which is always going on, and uses a hard drive), and for me, I'd rather back up a whole drive at a time, which would require more space than a disc would provide.

    External drives are *not* long term archiving solutions. They are useful for storing vast amounts of data that presumably you want to actually access and use (and possibly modify) on a regular basis; also, they are good for the kind of incremental backups you refer to, Time Machine, Retrospect, other 3rd party backup tools can be used for this. But if you have important files you know aren't going to change, while having them on HDD is useful for instant access, that's not where they should be permanently archived -- they should be burned to a permanent medium, preferably more than one copy, and stored in a safe place (or places). If your drive fails and you still need the data to be on that drive, you can then restore from the permanent medium.



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  • coday182
    Oct 3, 09:28 PM
    Xmas 2007 maybe :rolleyes:
    No that will probably the the MBP with merom chips lol





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  • krestfallen
    Oct 17, 09:53 AM
    I do , I have 140Gb of Photos from my DSLR (and previous digital cameras) putting this on 3 discs rather than 40 discs would be great

    I also have 28Gb of music, backing up form itunes to 1 disc rather than 8 would also be useful

    word *knock on table*
    i got the same problem :-P



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  • trekkie604
    Apr 12, 08:22 PM
    New monitor: U2311H

    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5188/5615061018_009d1a415f_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/trekkie604/5615061018)





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  • abrooks
    Nov 23, 05:44 PM
    Think Secret (http://notes.thinksecret.com/secretnotes/0611blackfridaynote.shtml) appears to disagree, but I'm sure they just made it up :rolleyes:



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  • Full of Fail
    May 3, 02:09 PM
    The promise of an open system doesn't always play out in the real world.

    Just like communism





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  • holycat
    Oct 3, 06:12 PM
    I expect is a series of product that interrelated in their functions.

    first for sure iTV

    then wireless 3.5 inch iPod video that can linked to iTV (might be earlier even b4 Christmas)

    iPhone that will bring us some special functions

    MBP nano....

    hehehe..



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  • Mushrooshi
    Jan 15, 05:13 PM
    I was hoping for a graphics card addition to the Macbook Plastic.





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  • PeteyKohut
    Jan 15, 04:05 PM
    This has to be one of the worst Macworld keynotes ever....and there were a couple of stinkers. I mean....where are the new MacBook Pros? Where is a new Mini? Where is an AppleTV with an OPTICAL DRIVE! Nowhere to be seen. What do we get? A new laptop where they charge us more and give us less. I mean...when was the last time Apple shipped a computer without Firewire??? Please! Hell...they should have saved the Mac Pro announcement for today, to add SOMETHING to the awful show. Maybe then my portfolio wouldn't have taken the dive it did. Come on, Steve, is this the best you can do? Where are these new Apple/Intel devices??? My biggest disappointment is the lack of Blu-Ray though. I mean, no new iPod? No new iPhone. I mean....I don't need anything HUGE, just some storage increases. Bad....bad bad bad.





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  • alexprice
    Jan 9, 04:41 PM
    Here: http://www.apple.com/quicktime/guide/appleevents/





    Cloudane
    Jan 10, 05:14 AM
    4. Free ham with every purchase of an iPod Touch.

    HAMTOUCHER!

    http://www.cloudane.com/stuff/hamtoucher.gif
    "borrowed" from b3ta

    :D

    Couldn't resist.

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    I can't see a tablet type thing happening TBH. It's such a wildly "new" thing that I think we would've heard about it from leaks etc by now unless Apple have suddenly become half decent at keeping secrets again.





    Jazwire
    Apr 22, 10:57 AM
    Home Schooling +1





    timmell
    Jan 9, 11:18 AM
    1.ACD Updates (Touchscreen, iSight, Firewire 800 added ports built in, better res, contrast, etc....

    2. iPhone update to 3g and 16GB model for $449 and 8GB now only $349.

    3. Apple TV/Movie Deal, Rental Deal. 250GB Apple TV with 1080p output and iTunes Purchases for movies and HDTV shows, up to 720P Res. downloads.

    Or at lease I hope for #1. I doubt it, but if my dream came true I would buy one and a ton of apple stock.:apple:





    mkrishnan
    Jan 5, 08:02 PM
    Too bad the keynote wasn't set for December 22nd (http://www.globalorgasm.org/) instead.

    I like! I like! :D

    Although I personally am a fan of the Every Day is O Day campaign. :D Gotta fight prostate cancer!

    Erm, now, I hope MWSF is hawt, anyways. :)





    skye12
    Oct 6, 10:39 AM
    The 30% figure was for users in the NYC METRO area. People just don't read anything anymore except snippets and headlines.
    Also, very recently another frequency spectrum was rolled out in certain markets, Including NYC which should improve
    performance.

    Verizon has its own problems too. And iphone users actually surf the net lol.



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